Blackmail, “The National Enquirer,” the world’s richest man, the President of the United States, an affair, and, finally, a family betrayal—even the most talented fiction writer could not have come up with this stuff. While the world might focus on the relationships built in the salacious story, we’re all ignoring one big thing—or should I say the small thing.
In case you’re living in a box, let me give a summary of the story as related by various media outlets. Jeff Bezos recently separated from his wife and started dating Lauren Sanchez. Whether he was having an affair or not is between him and his wife. The National Enquirer claims Lauren’s brother provided intimate details about Jeff and Lauren’s relationship, possibly including access to private photos. The National Enquirer allegedly a Trump lover-supporter blackmailed Bezos with the release of said photos. Let the war begin!
It appears the intrigue of the scandalous secrets of the rich and powerful are too juicy to resist. And If you believe the information out there, the images include pics of. . . let’s call it “little Bezos.”
My question is, why do men think it’s sexy to send this type of picture to women? Am I a prude? I feel like the only woman out there saying no thanks, not interested. I’ve never looked at my man’s or any other man’s little Bezos and thought, “Oh wow, you’re so cute and cuddly, and I just want to play with you and look at you all the time.” It’s not like a baby. I don’t think most men would be interested in my commentary about the actual looks of their little Bezos.
A man’s junk is like a vacuum cleaner; not pleasant to look at but its abilities are a turn-on. Who doesn’t love a good clean floor?
In this case, A pic is not worth a thousand words. Capabilities matter not looks. What gets me hot? Send me your credit score, bank statement, and the results of your last physical; now that’s sexy. Lucky for Bezos, we all know his worth; let’s keep little Bezos wrapped up where he belongs.
